Episodes

Monday Dec 07, 2020
Why Ronaldo Nazario was better than Cristiano Ronaldo
Monday Dec 07, 2020
Monday Dec 07, 2020
We try and name the players who have scored 4 or more Premier League goals in the North London Derby (0:49)
Given that we were too young to watch the late, great Diego Maradona in action, we decided reveal which players would make our own personal Mt Rushmore of football, made up of the 5 best footballers we’ve seen in our lifetime. (I know there’s only 4 presidents on Mt Rushmore before anyone writes in).
David names his football Mt Rushmore (07:29)
Ash names his football Mt Rushmore (26:50)
Harry names his football Mt Rushmore (43:13)

Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
We try and name every FIFA Golden Boy Award winner since 2010 - and every Dutch player to score a hattrick in the Premier League (0:33)
We discuss whether heading should remain a part of the game in light of a recent focus on its links to dementia in former pros (12:02)
How would Wayne Rooney have fared if he moved to Barcelona in 2010? (24:24)
Does Pep Guardiola’s new contract at Manchester City mean Lionel Messi is coming? (38:55)
We explain why Tottenham’s Champions League comeback again Ajax was better than Liverpool’s comeback against Barcelona. (57:06)
A tribute to Diego Maradona. (01:07:33)

Sunday Nov 22, 2020
Why Sir Alex Ferguson was a BAD tactical manager
Sunday Nov 22, 2020
Sunday Nov 22, 2020
We try and name the 6 Man Utd players who have scored Champions League hattricks (0:34)
Which player has the best goals/game ratio while playing for Liverpool between Robbie Fowler, Michael Owen, Fernando Torres, Luis Suarez and Mo Salah? (04:25)
Harry explains why he believes Sir Alex Ferguson was a BAD tactical manager (08:14)
We discuss the latest on Man United, including Paul Pogba & Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (27:07)
We pick a bunch of famous goal that we believe are extremely ‘overrated’, including:
- Papiss Cissé vs Chelsea, 2012
- Jack Wilshere vs Norwich, 2013
- Wayne Rooney vs Man City, 2011
- Lionel Messi vs Bayern, 2015
- ... and every half-way line goal, ever
(39:35)

Monday Nov 16, 2020
What is the best way to take a penalty?
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
We try and name every player to have played under both Jurgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola. (0:34)
We discuss which penalty technique is the best? Harry Kane’s pin-point wallop? The Jorginho/Fernandes hop? Or could it *actually* be the Panenka? (06:37)
We discuss retiring shirt numbers following Birmingham City retiring Jude Bellingham’s No. 22. (36:28)
We take a stab at trying to name each player assigned to the shirt numbers 1-11 for Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd, Arsenal, Tottenham & Chelsea. A lot harder than it sounds. (46:09)

Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Why Liverpool fans have NO RIGHT to complain about Virgil van Dijk's injury
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
We explain why Liverpool fans shouldn't whinge about Virgil van Dijk's injury. (02:58)
Later, we discuss Carlo Ancelotti's claim that players with quality will always perform no matter where they go in their careers. (25:33)
And afterwards we look at players who might have been better suited to playing in different eras. For example, imagine Gianfranco Zola playing as a 'number 10' in the Chelsea side of 2013-2015. (40:35)

Sunday Oct 11, 2020
How to sort out the Handball/VAR problem in the Premier League
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
Sunday Oct 11, 2020
We offer up ways the Premier League could sort out the handball rule, or at least the way VAR treats the handball rule ... because, y’know, it’s p*ssing everyone off! (06:13)
We discuss whether or not Play-offs are a good thing in England football, and if they should be scrapped/replaced/changed. (40:01)

Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Top 5 Premier League GOALKEEPERS since 2000 - RANKED
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
We rank the top five Premier League goalkeepers since the turn of the millennium, in order. (25:15)
And is there such thing as a ‘West Ham way’ or an ‘Arsenal way’ ... or are all these team identities that fans are adamant are unique to *their* club just a load of one-size-fits-all nonsense? We try and trash the out the answer. (06:51)

Monday Sep 21, 2020
Position change suggestions for Premier League players
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Today we look at Premier League who could genuinely benefit from a position change, either for the benefit of the team, or just as something to give their career a little boost.
- Trent Alexander-Arnold (03:59)
- Jack Grealish (11:48)
- Kai Havertz (16:52)
- Juan Mata (22:43)
- Alexandre Lacazette (27:02)
- Eric Dier (36:07)
- Adama Traore (43:27)
- Andreas Christensen (50:04)
- Tanguy Ndombele (55:15)
- Nathan Ake (59:44)

Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Premier League Predictions for 2020/21
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Today we’re predicting the upcoming season - the good, the bad and the way Jose Mourinho prefers to win (ugly).
League winners - (00:34)
Top four - (11:42)
Relegated - (23:53)
Manager of the Year - (39:05)
Player of the Year - (47:29)
First manager sacked - (52:00)
One to watch - (01:06:40)

Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Where would be best for Lionel Messi to go this summer?
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
What’s going on with Lionel Messi? Where will the Argentine be playing his football next season? Or more importantly, where *should* he play his football next season? (04:38)
Who should take over as Man United captain if Harry Maguire gets stripped of the armband? (44:33)